These scattered fragments were found in some cardboard containers marked with the words "Roll Rich", buried in the Nevada desert. Further archaeological excavation and testing is need to ascertain the veracity of the documents.
...Lo! The holy Ori were dispersed into the tides of sand and dust; driven to the land of brimstone and dun hills. Yea, though they were scattered, the followers of the Radcliffian way held fast to their strength. Many devils accosted them until they were given respite. Taken in by a quiet follower with his oasis of greenery amongst the dun hills, the Ori were allowed to rest for a time. All remember the name of the Spagnoladick! Hallowed is he and blessed in his queery ways. Hail the Spagnoladick! He is mighty and humble. If you see him on the street, do not kill his beauty, for it will reflect back upon you....
land of brimstone - possible reference to Sparks, Nevada.
...Again were the Clown and the Unicorn forced from the land of plenty. The Spagnoladick could no longer provide and the Dogwater was growing. The Orisi was sent to live with the Progenitors, who could teach her much about the Ways of Life, but only for a time. The Clown and the Unicorn ventured into the Laughing Swamps in search of a new home for the church, far from the desert that had once....
the Laughing Swamps - location unknown, sources believe this to reference the delta region of the Mississippi river, but with the changing currents and channels a full survey of the area is currently unavailable.
The Elements weere disturbed and set tornadoes to follow the Holy Ones; the ground echoed in the places that they were not. The earth twisted in the distress of the stars falling across the sky; the Core writhing against ... [indecipherable] ... felt the disturbance in all places ... sleeping Ori passed unscathed by Nature, but were beset by tricksy Hooker-bots at every turn...