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I will not fearUse SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain.
Frank Herbert, Dune
Drunkard's PrayerUse SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
Our lager
Which are in barrels
Hallowed be Thy drink
Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the tavern

Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever

Barmen
Radcliffe International
Prayer for the deadUse SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
Hallowed Ori, Hear our Prayer!
Take the souls of thy sons and daughters lost this day into thine hands.
 
Adapted from Battlestar Galactica prayer for the dead.
Prayer to the Force of Universal Love and LightUse SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
Oh Divine Beloved Force of Universal Love and Light fill our hearts with the comforting strength of thy Presence, and nurture us with the nectar of Thy soul satisfying Love. Om. Amen.
ULC Website
The Gamer's PrayerUse SHIFT+ENTER to open the menu (new window).
Our Gamer, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy controller.
Thy game be won, Thy will be done
On consoles as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily power up
And forgive us our head shots
As we forgive those who head shot against us.
Lead us not into spike traps, but deliver us from evil,
For thine is the thumb of power and glory,
Now and forever,
Amen.
Reverend Rory Dowd & Reverend Cheyenne Dowd

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